You know what really grinds my gears,
When girls..or people in general, have never gone to cosmetology school yet they still say “I do hair” or “I do make up” like they are some fantastic artist or something. Like really? No, all you do is cake on black eye shadow and wear fake lashes. That does not make you a professional. Go to school for it before you start charging people.
It just really makes me mad.
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
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-Hey punks
-It’s time for a giveaway!!!
To celebrate the new animal crossing, and all my new followers, I’m having an Animal Crossing: New Leaf + Nintendo 3DS giveaway!!
This means one copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and one Black Nintendo 3DS (Not a 3DS XL, Charger and Stylus included of course).
Rules are as follow:
- This giveaway is only for my followers. New or old, I do not care.
- You may reblog as many times as you want.
- Likes don’t count.
- Giveaway blogs are not allowed, sideblogs are fine, as long as you actually use them ^-^
- This giveaway isn’t associated with Tumblr (including, without limitation, that it isn’t administered, sponsored, or endorsed by Tumblr), and each person participating is giving information to me, and not Tumblr.
- Contest is only available to those in America and Canada
The winner will be picked by a random number generator on June 15th. I will send the winner an ask (and if its a sideblog ill ask what their mainblog is), and if they dont respond within 48 hours i’ll pick a new winner.
Importantly: THE WINNER IS CHOSEN RANDOMLY. No amount of bribing me in my askbox is going to make you win. Please stop doing that, it’s making me feel pity and I don’t like that.
Good luck!
a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty
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“Every man, needs a woman in his life when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of Chess, The Queen protects the King.”
my feelings
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